Odd Spot

French hens and calling birds steady but 3% increase for pipers

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

The price of partridges, pear trees and turtle doves has spiked, pushing the cost of every item mentioned in the carol “The Twelve Days of Christmas” above $US100,000 for the first time. Holding mostly steady this year: maids-a-milking, ladies dancing, lords-a-leaping and gold rings. The 364 items repeated across all the song’s verses would cost Read more

My mum says I will get a potato in my stocking

Saturday, December 17th, 2011

“My mum says I will get a potato in my stocking if you think I have been naughty so I am trying really hard to be good as I would like some more Barbies please.” There’s some pretty brutal honesty from children trying to charm their way into Santa’s good books this year, New Zealand Read more

Secret Santa gives away $US20,000

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Sitting in Reading’s Inter-City Bus Terminal on Tuesday night, Thomas Coates Jr. was out of work and out of hope. Then, out of the blue, a stranger sat next to him and restored his faith in human kindness. Identifying himself only as Secret Santa, the stranger handed Coates two crisp $100 bills and wished him Read more

Nativity sets made of bacon and sausages

Friday, December 9th, 2011

Are you tired of the same old nativity set that you have seen year after year in your local parish church? Looking for something more original and eye catching? What about an edible crib set ? One made of sausages and bacon? A crib set carved in butter? Then there are the animals themed ones. Read more

From cage fighter to God’s warrior

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Cage fighter Hiriwa “T-Man” Te Rangi will transform into the punching preacher next year when he moves to Christchurch to study to become a pastor. Te Rangi, who has carved out a colourful mixed martial arts and kickboxing career during the past 25 years, will fight in his last bout in Southland on December 10 Read more

A traffic ticket for Pope Benedict?

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

It may be necessary for a more generous contribution to Peter’s Pence next year because it has been reported that a member of the public is going to take a law suit against the Pope for, allegedly, failing to wear a seatbelt ”for more than an hour”, while travelling in the Popemobile during his recent trip to Germany. It Read more

It’s in the bible – isn’t it?

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

When President Obama recently lined up God on his side by saying, “Even God wanted to put Americans back to work,” his opponents thought he might be going to far. Coming to his defense, Obama spokesman Jay Carney denied that Obama had perhaps gone too far by dragging the Almighty into a fierce political spat. Read more

“I saw Jesus several times” – Tim Allen

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Sitcom star Tim Allen became famous for his oaf-like antics and handyman hobbies, but some of the comedian’s real-life interests don’t just stop at his garage door. He is fascinated with religion and has a long history with Christianity, something he hints at while joking about his childhood sweet tooth in his stand-up act. “I like Pixie Read more

Too long in church: tourists’ dramatic rescue

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

It wasn’t a cat in a tree, but it may have been the easiest job ever for the Volunteer Fire Brigade in Havelock in Marlborough. The tireless team of volunteers answered the wail of the siren, thrust feet in boots, threw on their fire-proof jackets and drove the 450 metres from the fire station to Read more

3 ton church bell – now you see it now you don’t

Friday, November 18th, 2011

In San Francisco metal thieves have made off with the 122-year-old, 2.7-ton bell. The bell, which is 5 feet across, must have been lifted by a crane and carted away by more than an average truck. The bell at St. Mary’s Cathedral rang through the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and fire. It survived when an arsonist Read more